CliqueClack TV
Twitter Facebook RSS
TV SHOWS COLUMNS FEATURES CHATS QUESTIONS

Simon Elder is a bigger bastard than Tripp Darling…and it’s disappointing

Honestly, I didn’t believe it for the longest time. Tripp is a master at manipulation and cold-hearted calculations. He’s used his children to further his own agenda and even whored out his daughter to Elder for the purpose of spying on the rival mogul. But Simon has proven himself capable of so much worse, and […]

by Jason Hughes

Lost in Lost – Two minutes of season 5

We’re still more than a month away from the premiere, but that doesn’t mean all is quiet in the world of Lost. We were treated to our first sneak peak at the new season this week. I’m not talking about a trailer here, but a whole two minutes from the season’s first episode! Alright, it’s […]

by Bob Degon

Redemption Song – American Idol for train wrecks

Does anyone watch Fuse? It’s not a bomb-making channel, although that would make for some explosive television. Wink, wink. No, Fuse is the only music channel not named VH1 that actually plays videos, since MTV decided to repackage itself as the place to go for vacuous refuse starring money-grubbing D-listers and pompous teenyboppers, all of […]

by Scott Tunstall

Cuddy’s and House’s foreplay never climaxes

Cuddy and House go back and forth with the cat-and-mouse games over her moving into his office this week, and the whole thing is so sexually charged that it comes off rather like foreplay. I felt a bit like a voyeur watching them (as did the whole team, I think!), but it was some good […]

by Debbie McDuffee

Is Gaby still a self-absorbed chick?

Gaby used to be such a caricature of a woman. She was this skinny, rich bitch who was only concerned with looking good, having nice things, and worrying about me, me, me. She’s still that way, but maybe having kids has softened her a little bit. I mean, obviously, she’s let herself go (if you […]

by Jane Boursaw

Well, boo hoo, the heroes lose their powers

Ok, so I guess it was fun seeing the heroes lose their powers in this week’s episode of Heroes, but wow, what a bunch of pansy-assed whiners. We’ve got Peter in the jungle, practically sniffling about how “I needed to know I could be a hero without my powers.” Boo hoo, Peter, but I loved […]

by Jane Boursaw

Brothers and Sisters: Oh, your lackluster season

The past two years, I reviewed Brothers and Sisters for TV Squad. I began this season on leave because of a large work project. However, I haven’t been able to bring myself to begin reviewing the show here for CliqueClack because I haven’t been willing to commit to watching the show this season. Oh, Brothers […]

by Jen Creer