I thought the restaurant had already opened, but the corpse-sniffing dog guaranteed that it’ll be a while yet before the grand opening. In all the commotion, is anyone wondering why the dog smelled death on the bra?

After spending three seasons buffing the tarnished images of long-forgotten “celebrities,” Donald Trump returns with the original ‘Apprentice’. And this time he’s going to solve the economy’s woes in one fell swoop.

I’m shocked at the huge improvement ‘Nikita’ made from its pilot to episode two (where most shows take at least six episodes). What did you think? I know I didn’t hallucinate but did you notice the difference?

As if Stefan and Damon didn’t offer us enough supernatural struggles, now we’ve got three other supes to entertain us in the coming episodes. In the words of Katherine, “Game on!”

This small screen adaptation of the 2006 film of the same name squanders its timely premise on a foundation of cheap jokes and sophomoric gags.

After waiting an inordinate amount of time for it to return, ‘Dark Blue’ finished its second season last night in record time. I’m not really sure what the rush was … can TNT not spare the hour in its busy week?

‘Survivor’ returns with a battle of young vs old. They say with age comes wisdom, but so far the older team has made a couple of dumb mistakes.