With these ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ episodes being two hours, I just can’t sum it all up in one post. Well, I could, but that would be cheating on my Gordon. And I’d never do that. *wink wink nudge nudge* So here’s part one, and it’s a keeper!

Oh, go on. Please, please, hold your applause of golf claps. Maybe later I will astound you with more mystical views and predictions of the future. For now, let’s talk the return of ‘Warehouse 13′ and how it’s stepped things up a bit.

I came into the first season of ‘Breaking Bad’ thinking I’d never be able to see Bryan Cranston as anyone other than Hal from ‘Malcolm in the Middle.’ Then I was proven wrong.

The girls travel to France with the National Team for an international competition. Must their pettiness and childish in-fighting follow?

Only one more woman advanced to the final ten on ‘Last Comic Standing’. Grr! And, at least to me, the clear winner already emerges….

Marriage proposals, crazy beards, extortion, and dudes getting beaten half to death with golf clubs. It all sounds like a pretty typical day in ‘Weeds’-ville, but season 5 is definitely starting to look up for me.

Julia Hass and I discuss the Season 2 finale, “The Last Dragonlord,” in this week’s installation of the ‘Merlin’ dialogues.