“Get him on a nicotine patch. I’ll keep up with his Joneses.” – House

It’s amazing, but true, to think that when Larry David is involved, the death of a close relative isn’t the biggest tragedy to hit the family.

This week George Takei (or at least his voice) made a guest appearance on ‘Futurama.’ Here once again are a bunch of the best quotes from the episode.

I know the point is to establish a reason for Bobby and the convict to leave the show, but must we really get so much of them episode after episode?

Alex sits out with a bum ankle, Kent and Lauren suck face, Mia Michaels invents words. All in a night’s work.

In part two of my review of ‘Hell’s Kitchen,’ it’s all about lobster. And learning to “get a f@$king grip!”

When Tommy told everyone he was going to give up drinking and smoking, and start being a better man, a better father and a better husband, no one believed him. Why should they?