A few contestants raise the bar early on ‘SYTYCD’ … and the new program format is revealed for the first time.

Lindsay’s sentencing hearing goes badly (yay!), but the appeals process saves the day — and proves what’s wrong with it — when she has her conviction overturned.

What do you write about when you slowly lose things to complain about? Luckily, an episode on a homeless man who doesn’t have a heart of gold fills the bill.

Let’s tuck in our napkins and delve into the next of my two part review of ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ this week, shall we? Does everyone have some Pepto on hand? Lovely!

In the first of a two part review, I will attempt to talk about Hell’s Kitchen in a calm fashion. Cause ain’t nobody else calm when it comes to this show!

Last Comic Standing is into its second episode of the new season, and already I’m chafing about a coupla things. It must be old age. I used to be much more patient, I swear.

You’d think Mary would like a witness who tells the truth all the time, except when the writers ret-con her back to her season 1 personae.