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Idol results – CliqueClack polls are more accurate than DialIdol!

That’s right, folks. DialIdol.com, which measures the busy signals on voting lines to predict who will be voted off the show, was not quite as accurate as our own little poll here at CliqueClack. Congratulations voters! Or at least those of you who voted — SPOILER ALERT!! — Jasmine and Jorge. Now, you all know […]

by Cate Cropp

Another Life on Mars theory thrown into the mix: space travel

With only three episodes left, things continue to run at a snail’s pace with this show to bring us to the finale. There’s little that could have been done, though, since these episodes were likely shot before the word came down from on-high that the show was not getting a renewal. I just today realized […]

by Keith McDuffee

Real World: Brooklyn – Scott pitches a fit, then saves the day

I haven’t exactly been kind to most of the Real World: Brooklyn cast this season. Scott, in particular, has rubbed me the wrong way. Up until now, the guy has done little besides pump iron and bitch at Katelynn for not cleaning her dirty dishes. He hasn’t been a raging asshole, but he does have […]

by Scott Tunstall

South Park – Hey kids, Mickey Mouse is a sadistic sonofabitch!

I’ve got very little opinion or knowledge of the Jonas Brothers. What I do know is that they were on Saturday Night Live a few weeks ago, wear these “purity rings” that I won’t even get into here, and were clearly not put on this planet to entertain the likes of me. So, unfortunately, seeing […]

by Keith McDuffee

Life – It’s the Crews and Stark show, part 2!

I will now confess something to you, my dear, dear fans of Life. While I enjoy the pairing of Crews and Reese on a regular basis I’m, dare I say it, liking the Detective Duo of Crews and Stark. Brain me if you must, burn me in effigy, but I just had to say it. […]

by Richard Keller

Biggest Losers contestants shouldn’t be allowed to pick and choose

Tonight, the winning team of the challenge was allowed a 24-hour getaway of luxury and relaxation. Fine dining, massages and alcohol. On Survivor this reward would invigorate the contestants and help them surge ahead. On a show like The Biggest Loser it takes people who’ve proven they have weaknesses in the real world and dropped […]

by Jason Hughes

BBC Babble – Top Gear redux

I couldn’t help myself. Despite having already extolled the many virtues of Top Gear a couple months ago, Monday night’s episode was too good to pass up. By the bye, if you’ve never seen this BBC America institution, you’re missing out. It has action, intrigue, comedy and steel smashing into more steel. What’s not to […]

by Scott Tunstall