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The Closer – Strippers, a wedding, and a cliffhanger

Just like that, season four is in the books. Somehow I had missed that this week was the finale. I’m chalking it up to the goofy TNT practice of moving the previews for next week into the following show. I don’t watch Trust Me (It’s Monday, something had to give), so I managed to miss […]

by Brett Love

Heroes – Are you &*#$ing kidding me?

As Heroes faded to black tonight, I just couldn’t decide what line summed it up best for me. Is it the old standby, the McEnroe? “You can not be serious!” Or that classic from my crazy uncle, who whenever angered or frustrated responds, “Jesus Tits!” Perhaps I should just take a cue from my IM […]

by Brett Love

Do you like House on Vicodin or Methadone?

“He’s there, isn’t he?” — Foreman, to Wilson over the phone “That would certainly explain the inappropriate responses.” — Wilson I’m not usually one for shaking things up on House — I like the formula and I make no excuses for my tunnel vision and my narrow mind. Tonight’s episode, though, veered from the formula […]

by Debbie McDuffee

Haven’t we moved beyond clip shows, Legend of the Seeker?

Gosh, it sure was nice to see Richard’s father and brother again, wasn’t it? Looking back at a more innocent time when Zedd was still that crazy old hermit who talked to his chickens. Oh, who am I kidding, this episode was complete and total bullshit! Younger viewers may not remember, but there was a […]

by Jason Hughes

Damages – Uncle Pete protects Patty

I had a feeling that there was more to Uncle Pete than meets the eye. Turns out he’s got a rap sheet a mile long: burglary, larceny, using neighborhood kids to run a numbers racket, you name it. But Patty’s been getting him off all these years. He’s her mother’s brother, and “the most loyal […]

by Jane Boursaw

Private Practice: Penis or Vagina? You make the call!

In this week’s episode of Private Practice, the Ethical Story of the Week involved a baby who was born with both a penis and a vagina. The parents had a couple of options – choose a gender or leave the baby as is and let it sort itself out later. Addison told the parents that only […]

by Jane Boursaw

Do you like Dollhouse any better after episode two?

Last week I noted that the second episode of Dollhouse was better than the first. Did you decide to stick with the show and give it another try? Are you going to keep sticking with it? Joss Whedon has said that there’s a turning point at episode six, so, for me, I’ll give it through […]

by Keith McDuffee