(Season 1, Episode 7) “Suppose she gets pregnant! How in the world is she supposed to nurse a baby with fangs?” – Arlene to Sam, on Sookie having sex with Bill Oh, Sookie. There’s no turning back now. But there’s one thing I don’t understand. I thought if you were bitten by a vampire, you […]
(Season 2, Episode 12) “The only thing that’s keeping you from being happy is the belief that you’re alone.” – Anna, to Don Finally, a question is answered that I’ve had since we found out Don is Dick: what about the real Don’s family? Certainly they would be wondering where their Don was after “Dick […]
(Season 5, Episode 4) “He paints our house, until my mom makes him drink wine and have a sleepover.” – MJ, on giving Jackson a prominent position in his school artwork, while Mike is relegated to the background This is probably the understatement of the year, but doesn’t it seem like the housewives are setting a […]
(Season 3, Episode 4) Not that you needed any further convincing, but I am officially one effed-up individual. Dexter not only steals most of his proposal from someone else — a crazed killer, no less — but he’s also a serial killer … and I got all choked up at his proposal. What the hell […]
(Season 34, Episode 5) This week certainly wasn’t as tight as the Anne Hathaway episode, but it was better than some of the earlier eps. They had the cameos going (Tina Fey, Mark Wahlberg, Sarah Palin, Oliver Stone, and Alec Baldwin), and they all hit the mark, but the whole last half of the show […]
(Season 2, Episode 5) Well, we’re closing in on the season finale in two weeks, and this time the premiere won’t be coming up a week later. We’re just about caught up to the UK production schedule. With the 10-episode third series tentatively scheduled to begin in January 2009 across the pond, hopefully BBC America […]
(Season 1, Episode 1 – Series Premiere) You know a show is something when you can remember certain images or scenes long after the show is over. That’s not the case with a lot of shows I watch (and forget about the next day or, worse, right after I watch them). I watched the premiere of […]
