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Bones – Wow, that was gross!

To the special effects geniuses over at Bones: Well done, my friends…and, Ew! Over the last four seasons you have given us some truly horrid dead bodies for Bones and the rest of the Squints to probe and pick at, deciphering clues along the way find the murder weapon and killer. Some of the most […]

by Richard Keller

30 Rock – Crazy can’t get you out of jury duty in New York

Another week, another episode of 3o Rock full of laughs. I feel like the season has really been on a good roll for a while now. I’m not sure if it has something to do with the end of the long string of guest stars or not, but I’m happy about it. This week featured […]

by Bob Degon

Idol results – CliqueClack polls are more accurate than DialIdol!

That’s right, folks. DialIdol.com, which measures the busy signals on voting lines to predict who will be voted off the show, was not quite as accurate as our own little poll here at CliqueClack. Congratulations voters! Or at least those of you who voted — SPOILER ALERT!! — Jasmine and Jorge. Now, you all know […]

by Cate Cropp

Another Life on Mars theory thrown into the mix: space travel

With only three episodes left, things continue to run at a snail’s pace with this show to bring us to the finale. There’s little that could have been done, though, since these episodes were likely shot before the word came down from on-high that the show was not getting a renewal. I just today realized […]

by Keith McDuffee

Real World: Brooklyn – Scott pitches a fit, then saves the day

I haven’t exactly been kind to most of the Real World: Brooklyn cast this season. Scott, in particular, has rubbed me the wrong way. Up until now, the guy has done little besides pump iron and bitch at Katelynn for not cleaning her dirty dishes. He hasn’t been a raging asshole, but he does have […]

by Scott Tunstall

The Wire virgin’s diary – Jimmy McNulty: genius or moron?

(Season 5, Episodes 1-3) At this point I’m voting for moron, but I’m getting ahead of myself… I said that I needed to take a bit of a breather after the highly emotional ending of season four, and I have. Now I’m back, and diving into season five, the final season of The Wire. Early […]

by Bob Degon

South Park – Hey kids, Mickey Mouse is a sadistic sonofabitch!

I’ve got very little opinion or knowledge of the Jonas Brothers. What I do know is that they were on Saturday Night Live a few weeks ago, wear these “purity rings” that I won’t even get into here, and were clearly not put on this planet to entertain the likes of me. So, unfortunately, seeing […]

by Keith McDuffee