Does anyone watch Fuse? It’s not a bomb-making channel, although that would make for some explosive television. Wink, wink. No, Fuse is the only music channel not named VH1 that actually plays videos, since MTV decided to repackage itself as the place to go for vacuous refuse starring money-grubbing D-listers and pompous teenyboppers, all of […]

Cuddy and House go back and forth with the cat-and-mouse games over her moving into his office this week, and the whole thing is so sexually charged that it comes off rather like foreplay. I felt a bit like a voyeur watching them (as did the whole team, I think!), but it was some good […]

Gaby used to be such a caricature of a woman. She was this skinny, rich bitch who was only concerned with looking good, having nice things, and worrying about me, me, me. She’s still that way, but maybe having kids has softened her a little bit. I mean, obviously, she’s let herself go (if you […]

Ok, so I guess it was fun seeing the heroes lose their powers in this week’s episode of Heroes, but wow, what a bunch of pansy-assed whiners. We’ve got Peter in the jungle, practically sniffling about how “I needed to know I could be a hero without my powers.” Boo hoo, Peter, but I loved […]

(Season 1, Episode 9 – “Flame Red”) ”                                                 “ – Jane, to victim’s daughter, who’s wearing headphones Patrick Jane can be a real wiseass. He’s not even cop — or whatever the people who work for the fake law enforcement agency CBI are — and he just makes incredibly goofy comments to victims’ family members, […]

8:00p/7:00 Central Cuddy moves in with House on FOX?! It’s not like that; her house is just being worked on; but you know it’s like that. Oh, and someone’s dying and only House can save them. But you knew that. The investigation into a petty officer’s death leads CBS’s NCIS team into the world of […]

The past two years, I reviewed Brothers and Sisters for TV Squad. I began this season on leave because of a large work project. However, I haven’t been able to bring myself to begin reviewing the show here for CliqueClack because I haven’t been willing to commit to watching the show this season. Oh, Brothers […]