The big November sweeps period demands some sort of event. Big guest stars. Babies. Marriages. Or, if you’re team ‘Castle’, you could just drop a big kidnapping plot right in the middle of your weekly murder investigation and give the fans a two-for-one mystery.

I just got done writing a review lamenting the state of ‘House’ this evening. I wish I could have just rolled this review into that one to save time. I need to find out who wrote this episode so I can remember not to watch the next one they write.

Who knew … Ted Mosby has been searching for the titular mother for six seasons, and I’ll bet no one expected it to be his biggest enemy.

“You wrote a bad song, Petey.” -The Fabulous Mr. Fox. You wrote a bad episode, Petey.

The new challenge of an “Instant Dance” was added to this week’s episode of ‘Dancing With the Stars.’ Some people rose to the occasion, some didn’t. And Maks yelled at Carrie Ann!

‘The Event’ took us right into horror movie land with its final WTF scene, which sadly was the most interesting part of the episode. And now let the nightmares begin.

Join us as we once again chat during tonight’s ‘Castle’ at 10 PM ET/ 9 PM CT.