‘Last Comic Standing’ is probably one of the most confusing shows I’ve ever watched, but I was never more confused than when I watched the finale and saw that Myq Kaplan came in 5th. 5th? And who won? And what the hell is going on here?

Always keeping it classy, the DA pointed his finger at the wrongfully imprisoned man and told him it was his fault he’d been locked up, because he’d “lied” in the confession that was brow-beaten out of him.

Drama … dance … definitiveness. ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ threw the kitchen sink at us to wrap up this final performance edition. Were you satisfied?

Every week brother and sister team Bob and Debbie take on a new topic. This week: Which season of ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ was the best?

In the continued pursuit of Garza and his Mexican drug cartel, Carter posed as a porn king looking to expand his empire. I’m surprised Jaimie and Alex didn’t play his stars.

Amateur chefs are getting sliced in half one after another on ‘Masterchef’, the new show executive produced by my Gordon Ramsay. So ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ is over? This is the next best thing!

I’m nearing the end of my rope with ‘Make It or Break It’, as the show’s unnecessary ratcheting up of the drama has turned it into something it was never meant to be: ordinary.