Possibly the most annoying (“No bending!”) infomercial (“Telescoping handle!”) the world has ever known. Unless you like Gilbert Gottfried (“It’s a shoehorn … on a stick!”) as much as Michael does.

My inability to choose forces me to pull the quotes into another post. How many ‘Point Break’/’Fast and Furious’ references did you count? What are your favorite quotables? Are the writers still kickass?

People don’t like con artists, especially in this day and age, unless they are actually stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. But they all can’t be ‘Leverage’, can they?

I suppose I could imagine why a Knicks fan would look to sabotage the champion Lakers by tripping their star center, but would that even make any difference?

While I’m on the fence about the episode (having just returned from visiting the ‘Psych’ set on Monday), the fast and furious ‘Point Break’ references combined with Adam Rodriguez’s hotness kept me watching.

Not even the daunting force of screaming, voting tweens could hinder the crowning of Lauren Froderman, this year’s favorite on ‘So You Think You Can Dance’.

It’s a book! About TV! I tackle ‘Mad Men Unbuttoned: A Romp Through 1960s America’, by Natasha Vargas-Cooper, in CliqueClack TV’s first-ever book review.