(Season 2, Episode 14 – “Second Chances”) Yeah, I put a big giant spoiler in the title. Got a problem with that? And speaking of the title … There are friends. And then there are friends like Cooper. I’m not sure if he’s moving in with Violet JUST to help her through the pregnancy, or […]
Right about now, anyone who’s seeing this post is thinking “God damn it! What’s with the spoilers?!” First of all, if you haven’t seen last night’s episode yet, then you have nothing to fear … yet. If you read further, though, you may be spoiled. You have been warned, so say we all … and […]
Dear American Idol Producers, I just want to send along a sincere thank you for issuing your public apology to Mark Mudd. While we already know that CliqueClack is one of the most important and influential sources on the web for television-related content, you can’t know how thrilled we are that CliqueClack had such an […]
(Season 3 Episode 3 – “How The Other Half Lives”) Sebastian’s back guest-clacking for us again…. This week’s episode was all about the upcoming game against Arnett Mead. The Panthers never managed a win against them and with J.D. McCoy’s father flying in a personal passing coach for his son, the pressure is on for […]
No, I haven’t run out of original title ideas. As some of you may have seen, I recently wrote a similar post about the plight of the highly rated but severely overlooked NCIS. The truth is that your response to my article left me pleasantly surprised, while at the same time thinking about all of […]
(Season 8, Episode 13, “Power”) Last week, I pondered what was Lana’s endgame. One of my theories was that she wanted to destroy Lex and his empire from within, and that she may be working with Oliver. Some of you left comments saying that maybe she was working with Martha Kent or even Lionel Luthor, […]
I wrote recently about my love/hate relationship with American Idol. There have been some pretty horrendous audition episodes so far this season, and I didn’t expect much different from last night’s combined “New York”/Puerto Rico auditions. In case you didn’t know, the “New York” is because the auditions were actually held in East Rutherford, New […]
Um, in the news of the weird, it seems that last week’s episode of Grey’s Anatomy terrified enough men that now two of the top three current Google search terms are “broken penis” and “penile fracture.” Is this news, or not? Anytime a TV show inspires fear or controversy, it tends to be talked about. […]
I’m doing something a bit different with this week’s column. Normally I write about shows I enjoy or shows I feel don’t get enough press. Not this time. This time I’m writing about a show which should be so far off the beaten path that it should get lost in the woods, follow breadcrumbs deeper […]
(Season 2, Episode 4 – “Hey! Mr. Pibb!) William Hurt is a phenomenal actor. He plays the imprisoned, broken man to the hilt. And even though he and Patty have a tortured past, it seems like they have a connection because Michael is their son. Still, Patty never does anything just because it’s the right […]