Hello everyone! We’ve got your Heroes liveblog for this week. I’m not sold on this season yet, but Matt gets a turtle! So… that’s something. Personally, I hope they have a spinoff sitcom in which Matt and the turtle move live as mismatched roommates in the city. The liveblog transcript follows after the jump. Read […]
8:00p/7:00 Central Nicole Sullivan (MadTV) returns to television as a woman who forms a rock band in the midst of a mid-life crisis. Lifetime premieres Rita Rocks tonight at 8:30p/7:30 Central. Also on the half is ESPN’s Monday Night Football featuring the Broncos at the Patriots. But before all that begins, TruTV offers up a […]
(Season 13, Episode 4) This week, teams traveled to one of the most beautiful countries in the world as the game took them to Auckland, New Zealand. I would have liked some more aerial shots of this beautiful island country, though, Race. Tonight’s installment also featured the first of two Fast Forwards on the race. […]
(Season 1, Episode 7) “Suppose she gets pregnant! How in the world is she supposed to nurse a baby with fangs?” – Arlene to Sam, on Sookie having sex with Bill Oh, Sookie. There’s no turning back now. But there’s one thing I don’t understand. I thought if you were bitten by a vampire, you […]
Feeling confused about this season of Heroes? You’re not alone. Although last week’s episode offered a few answers, I’m still trying to piece things together, as are a lot of my friends. Maybe David H. Lawrence XVII can help us figure it out. After spending 35 years in the radio industry, including hosting a syndicated […]
(Season 2, Episode 12) “The only thing that’s keeping you from being happy is the belief that you’re alone.” – Anna, to Don Finally, a question is answered that I’ve had since we found out Don is Dick: what about the real Don’s family? Certainly they would be wondering where their Don was after “Dick […]
It was another odd week on the television, with the big debate and baseball throwing schedules all out of whack. That doesn’t mean there weren’t some interesting stories. NBC continues to roll out their new shows, giving us the first look at My Own Worst Enemy and Crusoe. ABC met that with Samantha Who? and […]
Yessirree, Bob, your Main Clack is back with all the news that’s fit to type on those wild and wacky reality shows. Oh, geez. Sometimes I make myself ill when I wax all poetic and all that stuff. And … who’s Bob? Are we talking Sassone or Degon here or just your plain old Bob […]
(Season 5, Episode 4) “He paints our house, until my mom makes him drink wine and have a sleepover.” – MJ, on giving Jackson a prominent position in his school artwork, while Mike is relegated to the background This is probably the understatement of the year, but doesn’t it seem like the housewives are setting a […]
(Season 3, Episode 4) Not that you needed any further convincing, but I am officially one effed-up individual. Dexter not only steals most of his proposal from someone else — a crazed killer, no less — but he’s also a serial killer … and I got all choked up at his proposal. What the hell […]
