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Diary of a Gossip Girl virgin – Nate, that chick is, like, ten

chuck and blair on gossip girl

(Season 2, Episode 8)

Oh, no. An unlikely couple has sprung out of nowhere. Nate and Little J are sucking face in a darkened street and I am uncomfortable for having witnessed that. Is it because it’s almost like watching Dan and Jenny make out? Or is it because Jenny’s built like a 12-year-old boy and that’s all I can see? I mean, really, I can’t unsee things, people.

“Pret-a-Poor-J”

Just when I thought Little J had gone back to being a hardworking tough cookie, she goes apeshit and hangs out with that girl from The OC and her sleazy photog boyfriend. It’s like she learned nothing from school. Remember: Just say no to underage chicks dancing half-naked to Smiths covers by Tatu. It can only lead to trouble. That was also at this point that I remembered I was watching something from The CW.

Plus, Little J’s new haircut looks like a rat’s nest … and eerily similar to my own shaggy coif. This is unfortunate for both of us.

Serena is slowly developing a bit of a romance with a young gentleman who likes to mumble and sport patchy facial hair. Definitely an art student. By the way, is RISD famous enough for you non-arty folk to recognize? Being an art student myself sometimes renders me unable to tell what is considered general art school knowledge to the rest of the world.

Doing not-so-great are Chuck and Blair, who became dangerously close to acting kind of, sort of human. How long can Chuck and Blair keep this up? Maybe I need to do a breakdown to see how they match up to the Jim/Pam timeline.

Photo Credit: The CW

2 Responses to “Diary of a Gossip Girl virgin – Nate, that chick is, like, ten”

August 26, 2009 at 7:02 PM

pathetic show..but sometimes i can watch to only enjoy Chuck and Blair..

August 30, 2009 at 10:47 AM

RISD was pretty familiar to all those kids that watched Seth Cohen on The OC.

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