Top Ten best one liners on this week’s Big Bang Theory

I’m not much of a sitcom kind of a guy. The hour long dramas are more my thing, so it takes a lot to draw me in. How I Met Your Mother found itself on my Season Pass list because of Aly Hannigan (And stayed on because of Barney … and the way the show is written … and the cast … I … well, I love that show.). I also watch Scrubs, but if I say why in a post, I think frequent commenter CJ might try to stab me through the internet. With all that background (and for those of you still reading), I get to the point … I almost never watched The Big Bang Theory.

And man, would I be pissed if I knew what I was missing.  There’s a lot of reasons to love the show. A lot of praise as been heaped on the cast, and its well deserved. Jim Parsons is brilliant as Sheldon, and I don’t think Kelly Cuoco gets nearly enough credit for her portrayal of Penny. My favorite part of the show, however, are the laugh out loud funny one liners they deliver each week. These were my favorite lines this week:

10. “Yes, she’s pushy, and he’s whipped, but that’s not the expression.” — Howard

9. “That’s you, obnoxious and insufferable.” — Leonard

8. “Interesting. Sex works even better to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto that?” — Sheldon

7.”I believe what you  meant to say was, ‘I give up … He’s improbable.'” — Sheldon

6. “Oh, Sheldon, it’s as if you don’t think I’ll punch you.” — Penny

5. “With my luck? Hepatitis.” — Raj

4. “They’re going to get beaten up at Walgreen’s.” — Penny

3. “Light beers? Well, WikiHow about that?” — Raj

2. “[My mom] takes my temperature orally now.” — Howard

1. “Oh man, did the KISS Army repeal ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell?'” — Penny

Oh, and for the line that didn’t work (each and every time….) “Not that anyone cares….”

What was your favorite line this week?

Clacked by Ivey West
on Oct 07, 2009 @ 09:00 EST5EDT