We’ve got the best quips from Blair, Barney, Drama, Sheldon and all the rest of those crazy TV kids. Take a look, and add your own favorite quotes from this week in the comments section:
“Revenge is best served a-la-commode.” – Drama, Entourage
“You’re like the devil.” – Emma to Chuck, Gossip Girl
“Thank you, God, so much. I won’t let you down.” – When Blair catches Emma’s mother having an affair and has time to take a picture of it for potential blackmail, Gossip Girl
“He is my parent. The one getting me arrested.” – Jenny to a cop, about Rufus, Gossip Girl
“Where would Ted’s nuts be? Why don’t we check the vice in Stella’s garage?” – Barney, HIMYM
“Kids are awesome.” – Barney, on Lily ruining Gasser’s reputation by blaming the fart on him, HIMYM
“This is what we’ve got to do. You’ve got to go home and grab Cokie Smurf and meet me at LAX. We got to get the hell out of town, Palomino. I mean, we are down the rabbit hole, and I’m afraid we ain’t never coming back.” – Hank to Charlie, Californication
“Everywhere you look, it’s sweeps, sweeps, sweeps!” – Alan Shore, Boston Legal
“Something I so rightfully deserved. Something I was gypped out of because… Listen to me, I sound like Hillary! (popping sounds)” – Jerry Espensen, on his failure to make partner a few years ago, Boston Legal
“I’m sorry, but what is it with you demented people?” – Carol Hober (Valerie Bertinelli) to Alan, Denny and Denise, Boston Legal
“If he (Denny Crane) walks, I walk. Alan Shore might, too. Maybe even Carl. We could do a spin-off; don’t think we haven’t been approached already. Hell, it’s not like you want the bunch of us anyway, the network sure doesn’t.” –Jerry Espensen, Boston Legal
“I’d rather deal with your fucked-up shit than be alone.” – Sam to Tara, True Blood
The Big Bang Theory:
“Are you experimenting with nutritional suppositories again?” – Leonard
“Not in these pants.” – Sheldon
“He’s some kind of alco-holo-porno addict. Kind of like a deep woods Duchovny.” Dean, talking about a living teddy bear, Supernatural
“I see dead people!” – Cristina, on seeing a roomful of cadavers, Grey’s Anatomy
The Office:
“Dwight, get out of my nook.” – Kelly
“That’s what she said! That’s what she said! That’s what she said!” – Pam, listening in via Bluetooth in Jim’s ear
“Good one.” – Jim
“This is worse than when you wore shorts to work” – Jack to Liz, on Tracy posing as a white women and Jenna posing as a black man, 30 Rock
Clacked by Jane Boursaw 
on Nov 09, 2008 @ 10:00 EST5EDT
“We are teddy bears doctors” Dean and Sam Winchester. :)
“Women and geeks first…of, that’s all of us.” Henry on Sanctuary.