(Week of Nov. 22, 2008)
“How much memory has that thing got?” – Vic Mackey, after starting to confess all of his crimes to an ICE agent with her recorder, The Shield
“Well, you’ve already met Widow Woman and Spider Mike here. The Rubber Ducky makes it a great big convoy. Park it right there, Love Machine. We’re gonna be rockin’ through the night here, Smokey.” – Dinozo, NCIS
“You know what I miss about being married? Nothing! Divorce is awesome!” – Leslie, Gary Unmarried
“So what? You just gonna take some divine bong hit and shazaam, you’re Roma Downey?” – Dean, Supernatural
“I can’t believe you’re out of the game. It’s like Picasso not painting, or Bruce Willis not combining action and rock harmonica.” – Jack to Gavin, 30 Rock
“You’re going to work this thing like a Chinese gymnast – wear something tight, force a smile, and lie about your age.” – Jack to Liz, on her date with Gavin, 30 Rock
“Clark doesn’t like me. He likes driving me crazy.” – Lois before Jimmy tells her that one way to show love for guys is to drive the woman crazy, Smallville
“We have a showdown to get ready for.” – Lois to Clark, foreshadowing Doomsday wreaking havoc during the wedding reception, Smallville
“He’s God. Don’t back seat deify.” – Dr. Chen to Eli Stone, Eli Stone
“It’s good to be King.” – CNN’s John King, after killing John Oliver via magic wall, The Daily Show
“What? I wasn’t hatched!” – Casey, in response to singing a hi ‘C’ note during a case, Chuck
How I Met Your Mother:
“We’re like Mad Men.” – Marshall
“I’m going to go smack a secretary on the ass.” – Barney
“That’s totally what they would do on that show.” – Marshall
“What show?” – Barney
Family Guy:
“What just happened?” – Brian
“Andy Dick happened.” – Stewie
“You have my word. Whatever that’s worth.” – Chuck to Serena, Gossip Girl
“Are you really planning to holding me and mom for ransom?” – Nate to his father, Gossip Girl
“I can’t hold your hand anymore! A hand I gave you, I might add!” – Emperor to Darth Vader, Robot Chicken Star Wars 2
“You look so tiny down there, like a little, mean pepper shaker.” – Giant Emperor hologram to Vader, Robot Chicken Star Wars 2
“Your brother’s kind of a dweeb, huh?” – Quinn to Deb about Dexter, Dexter
“NOW can I be gay?” – Andrew to Bree, after a reporter doing a story on Bree discovers Orson served time in jail and her family isn’t so perfect after all, Desperate Housewives
“Leave before there’s a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.” – Gaby to Virginia, Desperate Housewives
“Thanks. Mom.” – Julie’s 40-year-old boyfriend to Susan, Desperate Housewives
Clacked by Jane Boursaw 
on Nov 23, 2008 @ 12:00 EST5EDT
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