We searched the wide television landscape to bring you some of the best quotes of the week. In addition to some BSG goodness, we have quotes from Simon Cowell an the Devil, proving once and for all that they aren’t the same person. Or are they? Dun dun DUN! Actually, I’m pretty sure they aren’t; the Devil would have a better haircut.“The Devil is attracted to radishes. What does that mean? Like sexually? Oh, that’s disgusting. Where do they get that?” – The Devil, reading Sam’s book on The Devil.
The Big Bang Theory
“Okay. One way to look at this is I’m getting new equipment and you’re not, and that’s unfair. But a better way to look at this is that I’m getting sex and you’re not — and that’s delightful.” – Wolowitz
“I’m from Nebraska. When we shoot things, it’s because we want to eat em’ or make them leave our boyfriends alone.” – Penny
Wolowitz: “Ma, you gotta rent me a tux!”
Mrs. Wolowitz: “Right now? What kind of sex are you having up there?”
American Idol
“You’re a hamster trying to be a tiger.” – Simon to Alex:
“That was the Boy George version of this song.” – Paula to Nathaniel about his version of Meatloaf’s “I Would Do Anything For Love.”
“I just want to squeeze you!” – Paula to Jorge
Battlestar Galactica
Starbuck: “And you’ve seen these angels for yourself?”
Baltar: “With alarming regularity.”
Starbuck: “Regularity. That must be important when you’re full of crap.”
The Office
“Hey, everybody! I just invited Jim to ‘Suck It’.” — Michael Scott
Clacked by Kona Gallagher 
on Mar 08, 2009 @ 19:41 EST5EDT
