Oh Damn.
What is it dog?
I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.
Didn’t get a gift for her?
Other plans got in the way
She’ll be so disappointed
Damn I forgot it too
This coulda been avoided
What the hell are we gonna do?
My ma’s been so forlorn
Ever since my daddy left (Cold)
No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test
I know just what you mean
My mom’s been so sad and gray (Word)
My dad can’t satisfy her
In the bedroom ever since he passed away
Hold up
You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
I’m thinkin’ I think it too
Slow up
What time is it dog?
It’s time for a switcharoo
We both love our moms
Women with grown women needs
I say we break ‘em off
Show ‘em how much they really mean
‘Cuz I’m a motherlover
You’re a motherlover
We should fuck each other’s mothers
Fuck each other’s moms
I’ll be pushin’ that lady
Where you came out as a baby
Ain’t no doubt this shit is crazy (Fuck each other’s moms)
‘Cuz every Mother’s Day needs a mother’s night
If doin’ it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m calling on you, ‘cuz I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother
So be my motherlover
I’ll be layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom
Clutchin’ lube plus a little bit of roses
I got my digital camera
I’m gonna make your momma do a million poses
They will be so surprised
We are so cool and thoughtful
Can’t wait to pork your mom
I’m gonna be the syrup she can be my waffle
Sure ’nuff
My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile
Straight up
Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-oggy style
This is the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother’s Day
They’ll have to rename this one
All Up Under the Covers Day
‘Cuz I’m a motherlover
You’re a motherlover
We should fuck each other’s mothers
Fuck each other’s moms
I’ll be pushin’ that lady
Where you came out as a baby
Ain’t no doubt this shit is crazy (Fuck each other’s moms)
(Break it down) It would be my honor
To be your new step-father
It would be my honor
To be your new step-father
And while you’re in my mother
Make me another brother (Yeah)
And while I’m in your mother
I’ll never use a rubber (Oh!)
‘Cuz every Mother’s Day needs a mother’s night
If doin’ it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m calling on you, ‘cuz I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother
So be my motherlover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world, so I’m a’ sex her right
This is the second best idea that we ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my motherlover
Happy Mother’s Day
Definitely some funny stuff,
I found the lyrics here first, it seems they are pretty similar both places, good job, thanks for filling in the blanks.
I could make out most of the lyrics and most were quite funny, I listened several times, and laughed every time!
= )
So I’m guessing the punishment in New York for walking around with your dick in a box is 5 months in the pokey. That seems like a stiff penalty.