Hell’s Kitchen – The final four!

Well. Here’s what we started with this season. And now only Nona, Trev, Russell and Jillian are left simmering on Hell’s Kitchen. As I’ve mentioned, it’s been a long road to hoe this season for my Gordon Ramsay. In fact, if I were him, I’d just refuse to do it next year if the producers continue to pick such jarhead contestants to jolt the ratings.

Hmm. Um. No, I wouldn’t. Do you know how many lobsters and Lexuses (Lexusi?) Gordon can buy with all the cash he’s currently raking in? A lot, my friends. Let’s just say a lot! Hope he gets a chance to spend some if it before these idiots give him a coronary. I wonder what Gordon’s cholesterol level is? I had a routine blood test last week and mine is 227. 227! I don’t even eat red meat! Where’s the justice? Maybe I should take a cue from Gordon and just start screaming me arse off at people who annoy me (you know who you are) for cathartic and health purposes. It’s a thought.

And here’s some thoughts on each remaining contestant for you, and why I think they have a snowball’s chance in Hell’s Kitchen of winning or not….

Nona: although I found her reunion with her baby son to be quite heartwarming, I think this chickie has been around long enough and will be one of the two finalists eliminated next week. (Since Gordon sent no one home tonight.) She’s got a great palette, as she proved with tonight’s “taste it and make it” challenge. But something about her does not scream head chef to me. Maybe it’s the raging tats on her arms or the endless giggling. No! I’ve got it! It’s because she doesn’t stand out in leadership or cooking performance. Yeah. That last one.

Russell: Personally, I find Russell mean and conniving. He’s proven he’s not a team player, and in fact I would hate to have him as a boss, as he’d be one of “those” kind of bosses. The kind who treat you like dirt, bitch at you for being sick or taking your allotted vacation time, and just generally make you drink Mylanta on your homeward commute. That being said, he’ll probably win.

Trev: I honestly can’t believe I’m still writing about this joker. No wonder he had only one sister and one friend reunite with him. A girl would have to be a masochist to hang with him and his ego and his blaming and his endless whining. That’s just too much for anyone to handle. (Unless you have several hundred thousand extra dollars to spend on therapy.) So he’s gone next week too.

Jillian: Oh Jillian. I like her. I really do. My Gordon was right to single her out for a pep talk this week, and encourage her to feel like she’s worthy. Cause she is. I just don’t know if chef Ramsay will be able to get past her immature attitude and just the overall way she presents herself. (Kind of more “diner” than “bistro” if you get my drift.) But she would be a Cinderella story, and I know my Gordon loves a happy ending. (No, not that kind! Holy Moley. You shock me.)

We shall see next week. I can’t wait. Can you? And by the way … what’s your cholesterol level?

Clacked by Tara Shrodes
on Dec 02, 2010 @ 10:00 EST5EDT