Quotation Marks – Leverage, Suits, and True Blood

Summertime, summertime sum-sum-summtime? More like: “Cabletime, cabletime, ca-ca-cabletime.” Are you enjoying the summer programming, thus far?

Leverage (Review)

“It’s like a danger cupcake with murder icing.” – Hardison

“Let’s go steal a mountain.” – Nate
“Again.” – Parker
“Huh?” – Nate
“We already stole a mountain. Two years ago.” – Parker

True Blood (Review)

“Decapitating Barbie dolls. What the hell kind of baby does that?” – Arlene

In Plain Sight

“I think I want to adopt Vic.” — Marshal
“He has parents Marshal. Plus, two nerds don’t make a right.” — Mary

Burn Notice (Review)

“Yeah, well that man doesn’t focus unless an international conspiracy is threatening to ruin his life.” — Fiona

Suits (Review)

“Wrong, that’s the adult table in there and you haven’t earned the privilege yet.” – Harvey
“But, I played air hockey with him.” – Mike

“Ball’s in your court.” – Louis standing naked in front of Mike

“You think I should take it?” – Wyatt
“I think you should tell them to shove it up their ass.” – Harvey

“But now that she’s getting a divorce, my policy no longer applies. And of course, she’s free to date whoever she pleases, and she pleases me. Enjoy your evening, Donald.” – Harvey

“Look, sometimes when someone pulls a gun on you, instead of bullets, it’s filled with blanks.” – Harvey

Masterchef (Review)

“That is so ghetto-delicious, that’s awesome.” — Joe Bastianich about an instant-espresso whipped cream

The Voice (Review and Review)

“If music was crack, you’d have a serious problem.” — Blake Shelton to Beverley McLellan after her solo performance

“I’m going to attempt to give Cee Lo a hug, but I’m terrified.” — Carson Daly

Wilfred (Review)

“Nothing says thank you like vegan tofu wraps.” — Jenna to Ryan

Futurama (Review)

“Since Bender’s death, requests to bite one shiny metal ass are down 98%.” — Hermes

“#1 most viewed show among viewbots.” — Titlecard

“Care to say a few words, son?” — Mayor Poopenmeyer
“Um, heroes don’t do drugs … except Drugman, I guess.” — Fry

“All I know is, I’ve got a ghost that needs busting.” — Fry
“Who you gonna call?” — Hermes
“Gho–” — Fry
“The number you have dialed has been lame since 1989.” — automated phone message

“Now that’s he’s gone, I realize how valuable a robot life can be when it belongs to my best friend.” — Fry
“That’s the closest thing to ‘Bender is great’ that anyone besides me has ever said!” — Bender

“I am pleased to welcome you to robot heaven.” — The Robot Almighty
“Shut up, God!” — Bender

Virgin Diaries

Mad Men (Entry)

“I was a model, you know.” – Betty (Yes, Betty, we’ve got the picture at this point)

“Every commercial block on air in the land of Lincoln is clogged up with … laxative buys.” – Cooper

“This place reminds me of a czarist ministry. No matter what the decision, you don’t feel it was yours.” – Menken

Torchwood (Entry)

“[after Owen jumps off the dock] You were watching?” – Owen
“Skinny guy in tight jeans runs into water? I was taking pictures.” – Jack