Hell’s Kitchen keeps getting more and more irritating. But in an interesting way. All because of Elise. I’d put up a picture of her, but there’s nothing on the web. You know who she is though. Because even from the basement of your house while you’re doing laundry, you could probably hear her voice piercing through your brain like a blow torch on a creme brulee.
But we’ll get to her later during elimination. For now, let’s talk about the first challenge of cooking the perfect, most amazing chicken for the chosen magazine entertainment writers. My Gordon has made the contestants chase chickens around coops to catch them for some prize or another, and I’m tellin’ you. It bugs me. Just cut to the chase some other way. Poor chickens. And Gordon was laughing like a banshee. We may have our first fight of our imaginary relationship. If that butler would just put though my calls!
The girls finally won one, and their prize was a go-karting spree. My husband was all like, “What a lame prize, the guys always get flown somewhere awesome.” However! I must admit that I would have adored this prize. While driving too fast in a car freaks me out because of the couple of accidents I’ve been in (not my fault), go-karting makes me laugh until bugs stick to my teeth. Elise was treating it more like revenge on Carrie though. I’m growing so weary of their arguments. It’s weird. You know me. I love some good smack talking on these shows. But these two go round and round, with Carrie being no match for Elise just screaming whatever into her face.
Elise isn’t afraid to take on anyone, including Gordon’s sous chef. I must say one thing for her though. She has this great way of raising her eyebrows and pursing her lips when she’s dressed down. Her words say, “Yes chef, no chef, sorry.” But we so know that’s not what she’s thinking. I’ve got to try that sometime. Crafty.
Other than that, the men’s team is falling apart during dinner service. Monterray is inept, but wanting to get in everyone’s grille. And did you notice how celeb guest Mark Spitz looks nothing like Mark Spitz anymore? He was enjoying the crazy show in the kitchen, though.
No surprise with Chino leaving tonight. There’s a lot right behind him though. And we all know who they are. I’m just glad I have a week to collect myself, before Elise goes off on everyone on her team for turning on her and putting her up for elimination.
It’s going to be ugly. Let’s regroup.
Clacked by Tara Shrodes
on Jul 27, 2011 @ 02:40 EST5EDT
What do you mean Gordon was laughing like a banshee? He is your own personal little banshee :-)
I’m nominating you two as a couple for the next Big Brother house!