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Quotation Marks – Pretty Little Liars, True Blood, Futurama

Join the Clique as we Clack about some of our favorite television quotes from the previous week. If we missed one of your favorites, be sure to share it in the comments!

Longmire (review)

“We have a Ferg.” – Sheriff Longmire attempting to make Ferg into a one-man SWAT team.

Girls (review)

“I just thought …” — Hannah
“Don’t just think, that’s an extremely unattractive feature of your generation.” — Ray

“I thought: If I ever saw that crazy b**** again, I’d make her my f****** wife!” — Thomas

“They just met two weeks ago.” — Hannah
“Time is a rubber band.” — Adam

“Everyone’s a dumb whore.” — Shoshanna

“I am thirteen pounds overweight, and it has been a huge burden my whole life!” — Hannah

“This doesn’t hurt.” — Shoshanna
“Good, because I haven’t done anything yet.” — Ray

Lost Girl (review)

“You got up at noon and took a two-hour nap!” — Bo, when Kenzi suddenly wants to go out

“Did you try Wikipedia?” — Trick to a witch doctor-hunting Lauren

“Wait, what? Give me back my friendship beer!” — Bo, when Dyson claims he and Bo were not really worth discussing

“Could have been worse – could have ingested Trick’s creme de squid.” Hale on the poisoned beer
Kenzi: “That is NOT a thing?”

“Hey guys, how would I know if the dude was inside me?” — Kenzi
“Been a while?” — Hale

“Why would I trust the horror movie cliche that sent me to Hammer-geddon?” — Bo to the Harbinger

“I’ll get the name tags!” — Trick, once everyone else is switched

“Nobody uses my bestie’s body without buying her a drink first!” — Kenzi-in-Dyson, to Woods-in-Bo

The Borgias (review)

“Nanny, think little Giovanni’s done a … you know.” — Alexander

 Dallas (review)

“Well you’re lookin’ pretty spry for all that you’ve been through, old fella. Cliff Barnes, remember me?” — Cliff Barnes
“Time has not been kind to that face, but I do recall the smell of brimstone and crazy.” — JR

“Bullets don’t seem to have much of an effect on me, darlin’.” — JR to Ann, who thought he was an intruder.

Futurama (review)

“To the employment cave!” — Zoidberg after seeing the Planet Express signal in the sky

“Yes, everything your body does is perfectly natural … Except masturbation! That’s just wrong!” — Sex Ed Video

“Aw, I’m going to call him Ben after the first half of me … Bender!” — Bender

“I’ll save you, pants! Scruffy, do you have any varmint grease?” — Fry
“What viscosity do you need?” — Scruffy

“So the world will end in 3012 … why does that year sound so familiar?” — Fry
“Because that’s the year that’s this year!” — Professor

“Some of us were crazy before it was cool!” — Number 9 soothsayer to the rioters

“Well, it wasn’t a bad life. If only I could get back that time I spent watching Tron: Legacy.” — Leela
“Leela, I made up my mind. Before we die, I’m going to find and destroy every remaining copy of Tron: Legacy. It may take a couple of hours, but …” — Fry

“There’s a dam!” – Bender
“Damn!” – Ben
“There’s a grate!” – Bender
“Great!” – Ben

Late Show With David Letterman

“Do me a favor: Don’t go nuts. You know what I mean? Because more and more you see [gestures at his arms and shoulders] like the mural and the Sistine Chapel … it’s too much …” — Letterman encouraging Justin Bieber to lay off getting any more tattoos
“I’m not going for the 16th chapel …” — Bieber responds
“Canadian high school …” — Letterman deadpans and smiles

Wilfred (Review)

“Hear me out: Do you know why dogs dig?” — Wilfred
“‘… ‘Cause they’re searching for bones?” — Ryan
“Because we’re searching for truth …” — Wilfred

“Don’t you want to know who you are?” — Wilfred
“I know who I am. and I know what you are: You’re the part of me that lies to me … and I’m through listening …” — Ryan

The Thick of It

“I despise him as much as fucking James May presumably despises himself.” — Malcolm (Peter Capaldi) on Steve Fleming

 

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One Response to “Quotation Marks – Pretty Little Liars, True Blood, Futurama”

June 24, 2012 at 3:39 PM

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Who IS that good lookin’ dude in the photo above … ?!?

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