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Michael Noble


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Bio: Annoys people, doesn't sleep nearly as much as he should, doesn't naps, life-long carnivore, beats dead horses (metaphorically speaking, of course), refuses to drink bottled water ...

Posts by Michael Noble

American Idol – Paula: I’m Yours

Paula, I’m yours. So much so that I’ve devised my own little pet moniker for you and you alone: Pauler. I know, if I ever got the chance to meet you, you’d fall in love with it, wouldn’t you? Oh, Pauler: I love the way your eyes glaze over whenever you see a fair face […]

American Idol – It’s down to a boys’ club

Going into the elimination round of the Top Four last evening on American Idol, I had no clue who might be heading out the door. Well, that’s not entirely true; I knew Adam “Screaming Mimi” Lambert wouldn’t be. He was the only contestant who seemed completely safe based on his performances in both the solo […]

Dancing With The Stars – Fireplugs can dance

There are days when I feel like Dancing With The Stars … and there are days when I do not. Last night wasn’t one of those days. For me, it seemed there was an excess of huffiness and anxiety from the judges and the contestants alike. I’ven’t seen that much flamboyant gesturing since Queer Eye […]

Why Adam Lambert will not win American Idol

Yes … he has talent.  Yes … he can sing.  Yes … he’s easy on the eyes.  Yes … he takes command of a song and makes it his (does he ever.)  Yes … he’s got little girls and tweens screaming in the audience before, during and after every Idol performance, not to mention directly […]

The Cougar – Can hunky love be divided 20 different ways?

The answer to the question above is a resounding “No. It cannot.” But it’s going to be fun trying! How ‘bout we delve into some prime quotations over the course of the first three episodes and see what we can see? The Premise: Stacey Anderson, a successful 40-ish something in real estate, previously married and […]

American Idol – A chink in the armor

Going into the elimination round for the week, I didn’t have any doubt about the demise of Matt Giraud. It was finally his turn to be ousted from American Idol and there was nothing that could save him this time. No judge’s save, no lesser contestant beneath him, no program-interrupting presidential special report. (It was […]