South Park – Wikileaks, Lemmiwinks and Catatafish

“No no, it’s not serious. But he went number two during class. I’m afraid he’s gonna need a new pair of pants and underwear … and a clean pair of socks.” – School nurse

“OK, but you probably understand that, for Pete, it isn’t that funny. For him it’s embarrassing and terrifying.” – Principal
“Heh heh. Right. That’s why it’s super funny. To me.” – Cartman

“Nobody can be made fun of for crapping their pants, and nobody can die…” – Cartman
“Yes!” – Everyone
“Jesus Christ …” – Cartman

‘I am Catatafish. I am a great wizard. And, I am a friend. And I am a ghost, besides, of course, being a fish.” – Catatafish

“Wikileaks posted exaggerated things about me too. He posted on his website that I had sex with an underage fish, and that I made her perform bass-to-mouth.” – Catatafish

“♫ Catatafish made a salmon suck asshole ♫” – Chanting voiceover
“No! No, see that’s wrong. It’s being exaggerated again.” – Catatafish

“Maybe there is a way out of this. But we’re going to have to throw Eric Cartman under the bus.” – Mr. Mackey
“How do we do that?” –  Mr. Adler
“We get a bus, and then we throw Eric Cartman under it.” – Mr. Mackey

Clacked by Keith McDuffee
on Oct 19, 2011 @ 22:48 EST5EDT