South Park – I’m white trash and I’m in trouble

“Pabst Blue Ribbon and white trash. It’s a deadly combination that can lead to prison time and children being taken away from their homes.” – Television show host

“Now, I’ve been looking over your file, and I see you kids have all been horribly, physically and emotionally abused. … Oh whoops, that isn’t your case file, it’s the Penn State University Gazette!” – Mr. Adams

“You’re going to be put into a foster home, so I need to know: Would you like to go to Neverland Ranch, a Catholic church, or Penn State University?” – Mr. Adams

“A Penn State administrator walks into a bar. Where’s that smile? How ’bout this one. Joe Paterno doesn’t walk into a police station. Come on, that’s a good one.” – Mr. Adams

“In this house you will drink only agnostic beverages: Dr. Pepper, and Diet Dr. Pepper. Because what flavor is it? It is neither root beer nor cola. Nobody is sure what flavor it is, and nobody can be sure.” – Mr. Weatherhead

“You think Kyle isn’t on the computer right now trying to find out who the poorest kid in school is? Oh he is going to have such a field day, that heartless Jew!” – Cartman

“And it also says here that Penn State prefers to be losing at half time? Because at Penn State they like when you’re a little behind in the locker room.” – Mr. Adams

“My mama’s so poor, she opened a GMail account just so she could eat the spam!” – Cartman

“On a scale of one to ten, how old should you be to stay away from Penn State?” – Mr. Adams

“Dude, my mama’s so poor, when she gets mad she can’t afford to fly off the handle, she’s gotta go Greyhound off the handle!” – Cartman

“Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt …” – Mr. Adams

“We cannot know with certainty if God or Christ exists. They COULD. Then again there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of everything. Can we be CERTAIN there isn’t? NO, so it’s pointless to talk about.” – The Agnostic Code

“I wasn’t making fun of anybody.” – Cartman
“A 20-minute song-and-dance number, with 47 ‘yo mama so poor’ jokes, directed at Jacob Hallory, which ended in a finale with fireworks.” – Greely Elementary principle
“I was just teasing.” – Cartman

“I know this is a difficult adjustment for you, Eric. But you can’t just turn all your frustrations on a little kid who can’t defend himself. I mean, what do you think this is, the shower room at Penn State?” – Mr. Adams

“… And if this food comes as a gift from some devine intelligence, we understand that an intelligent being cannot blame us for questioning its existence. Nobody knows, nobody can know if any deity is watching over us, Amen.” – Mr. Weatherhead

“If we want to serve agnostic beverages in this house, then by God-ish we’ll do it!” – Mr. Weatherhead

“I took you kids from your parents without checking in on where you were going. I put innocent children into a dangerous environment. What am I, a recruitment coach from Penn State?!” – Mr. Adams

“We’ve embarrassed the system and made it something nobody wants to be a part of! It’s like a Penn State homecoming party!” – Mr. Adams

Clacked by Keith McDuffee
on Nov 17, 2011 @ 00:32 EST5EDT