Christian Kane’s hair has been quite the hot topic over here at CliqueClack. Bob Degon wrote about a write-in campaign to save him from it, and when Debbie interviewed Leverage creator Dean Devlin, she found out the reason for all of us, why his hair is the way it is. But you see, I never really minded his hair all that much. Compared to some of the other mops I see on the tube, Christian Kane looks like he belongs in a Pantene commercial.
My nominations for actor with the worst hair on a television series are:
Michael Imperioli (Life on Mars)
Alright, I admit, the hair Mr. Imperioli is sporting for his role as Detective Ray Carling fits with the 1973 setting of Life on Mars. That said, if you replace the mud-colored suit with a tunic and throw in a goatee, he could just as easily be cast as the title role in Jesus Christ Superstar. I can see it now, Jesus as a wise-cracking, whiskey-drinking misogynist with a Brooklyn accent … now that’s something I would definitely pay money to see.
Mark Paul Gosselaar (Raising the Bar)
What happened to you, Mark Paul? Go through some rough times after Saved by the Bell? You used to have your poster hanging up next to every girl’s bed back in the early ’90s and now … what’s that stuff hanging off the side of your head? You play a public defender on Raising the Bar, but you look like you’re trying to channel Eric Draven from The Crow, but dude, without the makeup and skin-tight black clothes, it’s just not workin’.
Jesse Spencer (House)
Debbie mentioned Jesse Spencer’s unkempt appearance in her review of last week’s House, and I couldn’t have agreed with her more. Please, Jesse, take a shower! What, are you depressed because you haven’t had much to do on the show lately? You’re not going to get any extra screen time looking like that, let alone get a role in (gasp!) something other than House. Really, it’s ok to take other acting jobs. Even Jennifer Morrison has jumped into movies. Okay, Big Stan doesn’t count for much, but you get my drift!
So, there you have it. Three guys who wish their hair could be like Christian Kane’s. Now its up to you readers to decide once and for all, who wins the Worst Hair Award.
Clacked by Cate Cropp
on Jan 31, 2009 @ 14:00 EST5EDT
I dont mind Chase’s hair only because its more than made up for by the accent. Mmm… dreamy!
Mark Paul Gosselaar’s hair is so unlike him that it winds hands down.
Sorry to everyone else, but I continue to think Christian Kane looks hot with his long hair. I’m a long hair gal, normally.
Before I even read the choices I thought “Christian Kane”. Buy some conditions man!
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