This week’s Virgin Diaries take the cake again. We’re all just going back and watching too much good television not to take the chance to recognize it again and again.
“And how did you manage to have eight power stations serviced simultaneously?” – the Queen
“Uh … Clerical error?” – Power Guy
“I’d like to meet this cleric.” – the King
“This place sucks. I only say you suck more because you choose to come here. Why in God’s name would you want to get married here?” – Shane
“Believe me, I’m having second thoughts.” – Henry
“I gave up on ‘why’ a couple of days ago.” – Sully
“Time’s up. I don’t teach. I absorb.” – Girl at Merlotte’s
Selections from the Virgin Diaries:
“What did you ever do before you met me?” – Mac
“Ever see the first ten minutes of 2001: A Space Odyssey? It was a lot like that” – Veronica
“Will you just hear me out, please? My boyfriend Dylan spotted me some cash a few months ago, and now he’s bugging me about it. I — I can’t get him off my back.” – Trina
“Did you try standing up?” – Logan
“I’ll be at home. With the only sane member of the Mars family.” – Veronica
“The one that eats from the garbage and keeps bringing me dead birds?” – Keith
“That’s the one.” – Veronica
“No offense, but you look … odd.” – Veronica
“I just watched our parents cuddle on the couch last night. My eyes … They burn.” – Wallace
“Any idea what our parents do on Mondays and Wednesdays from 6:00 and 10:00 that requires an overnight bag?” – Veronica
“As far as I’m concerned, they play bingo at the VFW. That’s my story. I’m sticking with it.” – Wallace
“I should look like a ‘Thriller’ video reject.” – Dean, on returning from Hell unscathed
“You were supposed to take care of her, not douche her up.” – Dean to Sam when he sees Sam put an iPod jack in the Impala.
“I thought angels were supposed to be guardians — fluffy wings, halos, you know, Michael Landon — not dicks.” – Dean to Castiel
“Mom is a babe. I’m going to Hell. Again.” – Dean, when he goes back in time to 1973
“Planet’s coming up a mite fast.” – Zoe
“That’s just ’cause I’m going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all.” – Wash
“Well, that happens, let me know.” – Mal, as he exits the bridge
“I know him. And I think he’s a psychotic low-life.” – Sir Warwick
“And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic low-life community.” – Mal
“And I NEVER back down from a fight.” – Mal
“Yes, you do! You do all the time!” – Inara
“Well…. yeah, but I’m not backing down from this one!” – Mal
“This is the LA County Morgue, not ‘Help You’ autopsy.” – Morgue Tech
“People don’t want a sick doctor.” – House
“That’s fair, I don’t want healthy patients either.” – Wilson
“Patients always want proof. We’re not making cars here, we don’t give guarantees.” – House
“Oh, I looked up that philosopher you quoted, Jagger, and you’re right. ‘You can’t always get what you want.’ But as it turns out, if you try sometimes, you get what you need.” – Cuddy
“Men should grow up.” – Cameron
“Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It’s not going to happen.” – House
“Damn that mother Chucker! He’s totally right! I don’t even like James!” – Blair
“Thank you. I was totally waiting for that.” – Serena
Clacked by Ivey West 
on Jun 22, 2009 @ 17:00 EST5EDT
