It’s kind of awful to say the following, but it’s true — as a reviewer of television, you wish for bad episodes. Not so bad that writing about them is painful because it involves actually dwelling on whatever fresh hell you’ve subjected yourself to, but bad. It’s easier to complain about something than to praise it. Complaining can be broken down into arguments. But when you’re happy, there’s usually a lot of flailing. And it’s really hard to write when you’re too excited to get your arms to work properly.
Here’s the thing, though: I watched the second half of the season finale and I have … almost nothing bad to say at all. In fact, I’m overjoyed. I’m so overjoyed that I’ve watched the episode four times already (and some parts so many times I’ve lost count) and rather than becoming more rational as time goes on, I keep getting more and more jubilant. It’s taken me twenty-four hours to even process this episode, let alone write on it. I’m positively giddy. I don’t even know where to begin.
After much meditation and deep breathing, I think I am finally ready, though, to rationally and eloquently boil my reasons for adoring this episode into four semi-succinct bullet points.
One: Gwen was finally awesome.
My distaste for Gwen’s character this season hasn’t been exactly … subtle. I’ve downright loathed what they did to her. In the first season I adored her. She was what I refer to as “quietly kickass.” Sure, she wasn’t running off slaying ogres, but she was smart, she was endearingly fumbly, she could defend herself in a time of crisis. She was a strong blacksmith’s daughter who could take what was thrown at her and emerge from it with her head held high. I was so looking forward to her being queen.
And then her romantic storyline with Arthur came along, and she just fell utterly flat. She became a one-dimensional damsel in distress who screamed and got kidnapped a lot, blew hot and cold on Arthur while he followed her around like a demented puppy, and cried and wrung her hands in the face of danger. I hated that Gwen.
Yes, during that one goodbye scene at the Round Table, boring not-Gwen was back. It continues to be a sad fact of life that while Angel Coulby and Bradley James are phenomenal, extremely promising young actors who have chemistry with everyone else in the cast, putting them together fizzles out into so much awkward that no amount of swelling violin music can salvage it.
But the rest of her scenes were my second-favorite part of the episode. (I’m sure you know my favorite parts, we’ll get to that later.) Gwen the double-agent in Morgana’s court! Gwen the blacksmith! Gwen the escape and con artist! Watching Gwen like this was like seeing an old best friend return. I thought Gwen the autonomous and awesome was gone forever! And she’s not! I am kind of ridiculously excited by this.
Two: The Myth and Legend
I’ve been a giant fantasy fan since I was very, very little. I love tales of high adventure and romance with epic sword fights and powerful magic. And because of that, Arthurian legend has always held an extremely special place in my heart. When I signed up for Merlin, I knew that it wouldn’t be exactly like the legends, and there would be a certain amount of ridiculousness. I certainly don’t mind that there is some divergence from the source material — the episode with the unicorns in the first season remains one of my favorite episodes to date, and it has nothing to do with the legends — but I always wanted some reminder that, yes, these people were the legendary figures I grew up loving.
And this love makes me willing to put up with a lot of things that in any other show I’d be violently opposed to. Like, say, the lack of strong, sympathetic female characters. Clunky writing with giant, gaping plot holes. These problems exist in the source material too, but it hasn’t stopped me from loving it. But when there are too many episodes where it’s a Magical Affliction of the Week, I start losing interest. It’s like CSI: Some Castle That Sort of Resembles Camelot, and that is not a show I would have signed on to watch.
Thankfully, this episode was beyond epic. The knights of the round table! The actual round table! And I give the show endless props for somehow reconciling the sword in the stone legend with the Lady of the Lake legend. I’ve heard a few fans disappointed that Arthur still hasn’t had a chance to wield Excalibur yet, but I’m not sure he should get a magical sword until he’s, you know, cool with magic. (Which is why I’m glad they chose not to have Merlin reveal his magic to Arthur this season finale. I’m rooting for that revelation just as hard as everyone else, but they already had so much plot to cram into this episode. Not to mention that right now, as far as Arthur’s concerned, magic is a evil force that’s just kicked him and his father off the throne. Not the ideal time for Merlin to mention magic could be used for good and he would know, since he has oodles of it.) Which brings us to point three.
Three: Merlin got to win
It is hard to be Merlin. All of his friends either die or go away, his girlfriend dies, he never gets any credit but works his little hiney off, Arthur kicks him around and then ignores him the second Gwen pops up … I’m amazed he hasn’t given destiny the big old middle finger and gotten the hell out of Camelot. But this episode, I felt like finally, Merlin was getting what he deserved. His BFFs Lancelot and Gwaine are back (hopefully for good). He got to not just cower and make things fall conveniently during fight scenes, but he really fought. Sure, usually there was someone around to save him at the last minute, but he did all the legwork. And he got appreciated for it! Not just from Gaius, and not just from Lancelot, but from Arthur, who’s been a total tool to Merlin this entire season. And it’s clear that to Merlin, Arthur’s the one that matters. It’s Arthur he comforts and sticks to, and the way Colin Morgan played the facial expressions whenever Merlin got recognized (both at the Round Table and by Lancelot) — that glassy-eyed, pained longing and hope — was just pitch-perfect. Sometimes, Merlin can be stupid and spineless, but he’s always brutally easy to identify with, and it felt good to not be the only one cheering him on, for once.
Four: Merlin + Arthur = Best Bros Forever
Powers that be, we’ve heard you loud and clear. You hate Merlin and Arthur together. If you could do one thing over, clearly it would be making them and their fates so closely intertwined. You have, on numerous occasions, expressed derision and, to some extent, disgust, that there are terrible, terrible people out there who seem to think Merlin and Arthur are, horror of horrors, gay, and they’re ruining your beautiful, oh-so-heterosexual show. Message recieved loud and clear.
To be honest, this really shouldn’t have been a strong episode, as far as Merlin and Arthur’s friendship was concerned. The cheer-up speeches Merlin gave he’s certainly given before, and Arthur’s been begrudgingly calling Merlin wise all season. The genius was somewhere between the actors and director, who allowed those words to become new by injecting actual emotion into them. Someone finally decided to stop cutting out the fond looks and smiles, and it made everything feel new. Now, instead of going, “Really? That’s it? They’re supposed to be best friends and all they’re saying is that?” there’s a feeling that Merlin and Arthur have reached some level in their relationship where their bond is unspoken, where they can publicly rag on each other but privately know they mean just the opposite.
Did it look super-gay? Hell, yes. They looked about five seconds away from going at it against the wall of the cave/old castle/wherever. There was certainly more passion and chemistry in those looks than in both of the Arthur and Gwen kisses combined and possibly raised to the fifth degree. But that aside, it made the show better. And I’m not just saying that because I like the gay tension. I’m saying that because when you cripple two actors who have such a golden dynamic and pigeonhole them into acting in one very narrow range over an over, their abilities suffer. And when their abilities suffer, the show suffers. It felt so, so good to see Arthur and Merlin actually do things like smile this episode.
I don’t know who decided to say to hell with it and let that interplay run wild. But whoever it was, I would like to gather them in my arms and give them a ginormous kiss. Thank you. Thank you for getting over your hangups. Thank you for no longer trying to censor yourself. And please, for the love of god, next season? Don’t ever, ever do that again. The heterosexuality is just not good enough to make it worthwhile.
I’m so glad to see you happy again! The powers of squee have regenerated, hell yeah! <3 <3
Despite their crazy antics this season, I can definitely say the Merlin writers pulled it together for the final two episodes. And the first two episodes. And perhaps a few episodes in-between, HAHAHA.
Loved this review-totally agree with your comments about the lack of gay this season, and especially, the absolute befuddlement I have every time Gwen and Arthur are on screen, played by two pretty awesome actors, and the way all of their scenes together fizz out like ginger ale left out open on the counter for 3 days. Interestingly enough, I’ve heard that in most interviews, whenever Bradley comments on the Gwen/Arthur thing, whatever that thing is, he’s not very enthralled with it himself. He seems to know that it just isn’t working for a lot of people, and that apparently seems to include him. He prefers the bromance! So do I…
The only part of the review that I didn’t really agree with was that about this season being less than awesome. They hit a few wrong notes, true, and most of those involved a certain endlessly smirking someone and everyone else’s blindness to her. But for the most part, so many of the eps were fantastic and had me returning to youtube over and over to re-watch. (Yes, I too am in the states and had to rely on Brit friends to illegally get me my Merlin fix.) I’ll be watching all over again when the show returns to SyFy next month.
Love your reviews and comments and I’m hoping to hear the Bradley James/Colin Morgan conference call you mentioned, sounds totally awesome, you lucky thing!
I just feel the fear of gay in this season really mess up Arthur and Merlin’s relationship (and even Colin and Bradley’s acting to some extent, whatever). But IT IS Arthur and Merlin’s relationship and scens that make this show SO SPECIAL and FRESH. Everything about them is the PURE GOLD from this show. And just like too many medias have commented, the showrunner should be really thankful that they’ve got Bradley and Colin together and act. They TWO just WORK and DELIVER.
Loved the episode, and i’m very sad that we have to wait soooo friking long for the next season. I’m very happy about the new knights (hope they stick around), love Santiago Cabrera, and he is a great Lancelot.
Nothing about Morgana??? i really was hoping a little ass woping for her (hate her smirks!!!:), glad that now she is in the open, can’t wait for next season!!!
PS: PLEAAAAAAAAAAASEEEE stop with the gay thing already!!! lol
Julia
In case you don’t know, you have developed your own loyal followers! LOL. Thanks for another great review and all the reviews this year, with and without Ruby — they have made watching the show much more enjoyable.
About this episode in particular, I hope the writers are giving us hints for s4, for example, when Lancelot says Merlin is the bravest and Arthur doesn’t know it (hint — maybe in s4 Arthur will realize this, and not that Merlin is a nice guy and a friend, but still a weakling). I have said all along that I did not want Merlin to be a sassy little wizard making Arthur fall in the mud when he was dissed — I like Merlin fighting by Arthur’s side with and without magic (as when he held Arthur up at Camelot when Arthur was wounded in the leg in 3×12, or when Merlin battled the immortal army with Excalibur in 3×13). I agree that a look is worth a 1000 words of dialogue, but I still would like more A/M time in s4 (that is, actual minutes of screen time instead of a joke here or a smile there). Specifically, I hope they devote at least one full episode to the Reveal and how A and M react with each other. I would also like to see Arthur go on a quest to save Merlin like he did in the Poisoned Chalice (maybe with the Reveal in the same episode). I agree with everyone here that the A/M relationship will stay the heart of the show, and it’s why most people watch it.
I personally think that the whole reveal thing is the biggest in this show and it deserve a whole Series focusing on that reveal and all the impact it bring out, because THE WHOLE THING IS COMPLICATED.
Best episode of the season. The only misstep was dropping Sir Random Guy (i.e., Percival) into the story out of nowhere. Everyone else around the Table had a history with Arthur and Merlin – Percival should have been introduced in an earlier episode so that his inclusion in that inner circle would carry as much weight as, say, Gwaine’s.
But that’s not a big deal when you consider all the things they got right with this episode.
Oh BTW…
*dragon voice*: Julia, you are destined to write a wishlist for season 4 next week. You have been forewarned, young warlock.
*POST AUTHOR*
Dammit! Did you look in my drafts folder?
No, it was magic and destiny and stuff. And you cannot thwart destiny.
Whenever I see Ruby here, there is a big grin on my face. Yep, 313 is one of the best of S3. But personally, I like 311 BEST. The storyline is decent and well paced and the acting (especially Colin, Harry and Bradley) are really really IMPRESSIVE.
I’m sure your wishlist will be great. IMHO, add at least a 2 part episode concerning the Great Reveal with a lot of A/M action and banter (if it happens in s4 — if there is no s5 because of the BBC budget it will have to happen!), and another full episode of Arthur going on a quest to save Merlin as he did in Poisoned Chalice (maybe from Morgana’s and Mordred’s evil clutches). In general, a lot more A/M air time as you have been saying. Let’s hope the s4 writers, who are getting ready for filming in the Spring in France, read it and use it in their scripts!
I really have nothing to add because I pretty much agree with everything you said here. This episode was amazing, especially the renewed bond between Arthur and Merlin. I really wish that as you say, the powers that be would wake up and just let their hangups about the gay subtext of their show go. Let the chemistry between Colin and Bradley go wild and the show may be as great as it was in season one. Of course I know we will always have to deal with Arthur/Gwen even though as you say they have zero chemistry, and we’re never going to get some epic canon gay romance between Arthur and Merlin. We get that. But for gosh sakes at least let us have the subtext because when it does happen it leads to some of the most amazing scenes.
I just discovered this via Tumblr and feel compelled to comment because I agree with EVERY SINGLE WORD, wow. :)
I found you via a “Merlin stuff” web search and have to say that You are Brilliant. Your reviews are insightful intelligent and so funny. Moreover they are so so true, if only there was magic in this world then you’d be writing series four. <3 :)
I rather enjoyed most of season 3 actually. I also have to disagree with your view on Arthur and Gwen. I and so many others I have spoken with absolutely think their chemistry is electric. This does not distract from the bromance with Arthur and Merlin as this is an entirely different relationship as with Merlin and Gwen. I personally love all three. There were a few episodes that were less than fantastic but I thoroughly enjoyed this season and look forward to season 4.