Oh, how I have missed new programming. As we get rolling into the new year, our old favorites are back and we should have some new shows giving us marks in short order. Enjoy!
“And now everyone calls me Sha-Poopy.” – Robin
“They even found the video of me being attacked by an owl.” – Robin
“You got attacked by an owl?” – Ted
“I did NOT get attacked by an owl.” – Robin
“I thought he needed to listen to common sense and reasonable discourse.” – Ted
“Oh God, tell me those aren’t the names of your fists?” – Robin
“They’re my feet … I’m actually more of a kicker.” – Ted
“Now why don’t you pretend you’re in high school, get back in that bathroom, and ‘blow dry your hair.’” – Marshall’s Dad
“Wait, you knew?” – Marshall
“We didn’t have a hair dryer, dear.” – Marshall’s Mom
“I mean was he mad? I mean I know, ‘cuz he’s usually mad. [pauses] Yeah, he was mad.” – Vince
“So … with great power comes great loneliness?” – Jim to George on The Powell’s lack of friends
“Did Superman ever send Lois to get the bad guy … ?!?” – George asking Jim why he’s sending Stephanie in to do his job
“I’m a 36 DD! If I don’t wear bras, you would have gotten hurt at the quickfire today!” – Chef Tiffany Faison giving just a little too much information
“Credit crunch. That sounds good. You know what sounds even better? Peanut butter credit crunch.” — Bobby
“Oh! There’s a dead bird. And a real sad one right next to it.” — Tom