This is the part of the post where I come up with some clever round up of this week’s quotes, some witty theme tying them all together. Well, let me tell you this: It is harder than it looks! This week, let’s allow the quotes to stand on their own, shall we? Yes, yes we shall.
Treehouse of Horror (The Simpsons)
“Think Bart, think … what was that lesson I learned from video games? Oh, that’s right, KILL KILL KILL!” – Bart
“Welcome, precious prime time viewers, valued internet downloaders and scary digital pirates.” – Frink during the opening
“Pretty ironic — a cross being used to kill someone!” – Homer after protecting Lisa from Dracula
“So, Captain. How’d you get that name anyway?” – Ted
“I gave it to myself. A real man chooses his own name.” – The Captain
“Well, pleased to meet you, Captain. I’m Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville.” – Ted
“You married Uncle Phil from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air; that’s an obvious cry for help.” – Doug to Dana, about Wilfred
“You can’t punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.” – Kurt standing up to Dave
“Look, we’re not tossing out the baby with the bath water here.” – Will
“I’ve totally done that.” – Brittany
“You know, if I just knew Julia’s last name I would just Google-Stalk her like a normal person.” – Cate
“That lasted longer than my last job!” – Conan about the applause
“It’s very authentic. Inside it smells like tears.” – Andy Richter on the generic Conan mask
“Welcome to my second annual first show!” – Conan
“Thank God we’re on TBS.” – Conan after Seth Rogen drops the first F-bomb of the show
“Your womb was the gestation point for scientific greatness.” – Katie to Stephanie’s mother
“What a lovely, awkward compliment …” – Stephanie to Katie
“Good God. Lemon, those jeans make you look like a Mexican sports reporter.” – Jack to Liz
“I live like a cowboy by buying quality, locally made jeans. Also, by eating beans out of a can due to impatience.” – Liz
“You were right about Brooklyn Without Limits. Crunchy on the outside, right wing nut job on the inside.” – Liz
“Like Anne Coulter’s underwear.” – Jack
“You are going to win, and when you do I’ll be furious; like waking up next to Rob Schneider furious.” – Jenna, on Tracy’s chances for a Golden Globe
“Accidents don’t just happen over and over and over again, OK? This isn’t budget daycare.” – Annie
“Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me and it turns out I already ate it.” – Troy
“I knew you’d gone rogue. I didn’t know you’d gone delusional.” – Michael
“Berries and cream? What do I look like … the Queen of England?” – Wally
“No, but I bet your jewels are just as old and dangly.” – Tim
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
“They’re actors, they’re trying to create an illusion! You know, in the Lord of the Rings movie, Ian McKellen plays a wizard. Do you think he goes home at night and shoots laser beams into his boyfriend’s asshole?” –Mac defending the use of blackface
“Of all feelings to base a show around … glee? Thirst; now that’s show I’d watch.” – Dwight to Angela
Clacked by Carissa Pavlica 
on Nov 14, 2010 @ 15:25 EST5EDT
