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Michael Noble


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Bio: Annoys people, doesn't sleep nearly as much as he should, doesn't naps, life-long carnivore, beats dead horses (metaphorically speaking, of course), refuses to drink bottled water ...

Posts by Michael Noble

American Idol – Like watching paint dry

There’s no doubt that American Idol has been a bit of a chore this season. Even I am having difficulty keeping a cheery attitude. Snort. But, because I’m all about being helpful, I hereby present the following for your dining and dancing pleasure. You can thank me later. 25 Things You Can Do That Will […]

American Idol – At least someone has cojones

Lackluster. The last two episodes of American Idol have been dreadfully boring. There’s no zip … no action … little to write home about. Oh, they tried to make things interesting. They tried to brew up a bit of a storm between Katy Perry and Kara DioGuardi in Hollywood. (Seriously: Listening to Kara anymore is […]

American Idol – Seriously, what’s going on?!?

H’okay … let me get this straight, because I’m a bit confused about the Chicago and Orlando episodes of American Idol: – Shelby Dressel does a Nora Jones stint … and gets 4-voted into Hollywood (while prefaced with a feel-good story and the fact she’s not bad, she isn’t terrific. This poor girl is going […]

American Idol – Audition round diamonds

Why? Why don’t you watch the audition rounds of American Idol? Do you know what you do by flicking the audition rounds from your schedule, treating them as throwaway fluff? Sure … there are going to be the “Lady We’re Not Together Anymore”s, sung at “the bottom of my heart” as Dewone Robinson of Atlanta, […]

The Late Show With David Letterman – I bet our next guess is dyin’ to get out here

It was Thursday evening, somewhere in America. A couple was watching The Late Show With David Letterman … and, after Dave’s extraordinary confession, a commercial break came on. —- Jill: “Was that for real?” Jack: “You betcha. You’ve seen him like that before.” Jill: “No. I haven’t. That’s why I asked if it was for […]

The Emmys: Three-plus painful hours

I survived The Emmys. Somewhere in the midst of the show, someone paid Neil Patrick Harris a compliment in stating he was doing an outstanding job overseeing everything. And all I could think was: “Really?” Oh … there were moments. There were the briefest moments of intrigue and comedy here and there. But, when the […]

Jon & Kate Plus 8 – Ten minutes of kitchen drama is enough

I tuned in to Jon & Kate Plus 8 for the first time ever – EVER – last evening as I retired. 120+ channels … and there was nothing on, believe it or don’t. I slouched in bed, attempting to fend off the sleepies, wiling away the moments ’til Dave and Paul at 11:30. Photo […]